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All our cards are A6, and blank inside for your own message. All made from FSC approved card, with either a coloured or white envelope. We can also supply cards without the cellophane sleeve. Just ask for your card to be naked in the notes field. 

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute B*llend Card

    Sweary Birthday card for the B*ll end in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Nanar, you are the best! Card

    Nanar, you are the best! (New design) A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR 'N' GRANDAD!

    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR & GRANDAD! Wish yer gran'parents a verreh merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message....

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    Bah F*cking Humbug!

    Wish someone special a bah fucking humbug with this sweary A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own affectionately abusive message. Printed on ...

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    You're Bleddeh Fabulous Duckeh! Card

    You're Bleddeh Fabulous Duckeh!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Nesh Greetings Card

    Nesh. Designed by Me and Thee UK, Ran by Maria, an artist based near Chesterfield. Maria creates clean typographical designs of the region's dialec...

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    Yer might be a mardy arse Card

     Let your mardy arse know how you feel about them with this little greetings card, this Valentine's Day. All cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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    You're old - It's all dahn hill frum now on, duck! (Custom Age)

    A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. These cards have an age specific badge on the front. All you have to do is let us know which ...

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    You might be a tw*t - Greetings card

    The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

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    Ta Duck! Card

    Want to Thank some lovely bogger? why not send 'em a Nottingham Dialect card? All our cards are A6, printed on FSC approved card and has a white or...

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    Ta muchly, me Duck! Card

    Want to Thank some lovely bogger? why not send 'em a Nottingham Dialect card? All our cards are A6, printed on FSC approved card and has a white or...

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    Gud on yer, me duck! Card

    Some bogger retiring? Or just a clever Bogger? Why not send 'em a Nottingham Dialect card! All our cards are A6, printed on FSC approved card and h...

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    Appeh Bothde, Sis-star Card

    Happy Birthday, Mam! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Multipack Chrissmuss Cards (pack of 12)

    A loveleh selection of Chrissmuss cards to send yer nearest n'dearest. Pack of 12 (2 of each design).  Includes designs: Av yersen a Merreh likkle ...

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    C*nt Flaps - Birthday Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the friend, lover, relative in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 3...

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    Your Birthday is going to be huge! Card

    We love a play on words! Hidden message Greetings Card!  A6 printed onto 300gsm card.

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    Bleddeh 'ell you're old, yer Bogger! BIRTHDAY CARD (Custom Age)

    A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. These cards have an age specific badge on the front. All you have to do is let us know which ...

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    I love you more than Pork Pies Greetings Card

    Pork Pies! Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! The jelly is the best bit! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Christmas Greetings From Nottingham Tram Christmas Card

    A6 greetings card, inside reads 'With Best Wishes for Christmas and the New Year' Available as a single card or pack of four. 

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    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Christmas Card

    Send out Festive Greetings from Nottingham, to the rest of the world! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Bugger lugs Greetings Card

    Bugger lugs! Designed by Me and Thee UK - Maria, an artist based near Chesterfield. Maria creates clean typographical designs of the region's diale...

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    Birthday W*nker

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    MERREH CRISSMUSS GRANDAD!

    MERREH CRISMUSS GRANDAD! Wish yer grandad a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Merry Christmas tick list granny, mamma, nanar, Card

    A6 Christmas card, left blank inside for your own message.  Now you can settle all arguments about what you call your Nan/Granny/Mamma

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