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Cut off for UK Christmas Delivery 14th December
Cut off for UK Christmas Delivery 14th December

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    Help! I've completed Netflix already - Help Card

    I've completed Netflix already - Help. Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight. Send your loved one a c...

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    Nanar's Gorra Cob On! Card

    Want to make your friends laugh? Got a mardy nanar? Why not send 'em a Nottingham Dialect card? All our cards are A6, printed on FSC approved card ...

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    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    Insignific*nt (meaning) - Birthday Card

    Insignificunt: Someone who is both uninportant and c*nt Sweary Birthday cards  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300...

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute W*nker! Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Happy Birthday you F*cking Legend! Card

    HAVE A GOOD ONE, ME DUCK! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Congratulations on being up the Spaht Greetings Card

    Congratulations / pregnancy card. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    C*nt Flaps - Birthday Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the friend, lover, relative in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 3...

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    Dad thanks for knocking Mum up card

    If your dad's got a good sense of humour, then this card will do the trick!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gs...

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    Bowchickawowow! Greetings Card

    BOWCHICKAWOWOW! Let someone know you like them with this Valentine's Day with this funny greetings card. all cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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    Birthday W*nker

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    A New Little Bogger Greetings Card

    The perfect card for a new Nottingham baby! A6 cards printed on FSC approved card, left blank inside for your own message.  If you want your card w...

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    Nottinghamshire Flags

    Nottinghamshire county flags, in three sizes. 5ftx3ft, 3ftx2ft and small 7x5inch flags on sticks. The larger flags are eyeleted ready for use on a ...

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    Bah F*cking Humbug!

    Wish someone special a bah fucking humbug with this sweary A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own affectionately abusive message. Printed on ...

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    Custom Eye Masks

    Padded sleep masks, printed with various designs. Black or white print available.  Please write which design you want in the notes field in the car...

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    Nottingham Alphabet Prints

    The Nottingham alphabet. Why not collect the full set?!  Print Size: 5x5 inches. Print only. 

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    You don't need that much f*cking toilet paper - Keyring

    If you're proud to make your four rolls of toilet paper last a whole month, because that's how long they're designed to last, then get yourself a k...

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    The Ged - Gedling Fridge Magnet

    Gedlin These are acrylic fridge magnets that measure 57mm x 57mm and come with a wide variety of Nottinghamshire place names.  

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    Lentun - Lenton Fridge Magnet

    These are acrylic fridge magnets that measure 57mmx 57mm 

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    Keyworker Keyring

    To celebrate all you wonderful Keyworkers! Printed acrylic keyring. Approx. 60mm x 30mm

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