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Valentine's Day

Gerrin' all loved up? We've gorra perfect range of cards n' gifts fer yer other 'arf this Valentine's Day. 

For alternative, sweary or rude cards and gift ideas, for that special someone, head over to our Oh Duck it! Valentine's Day collection, here! (Over 18's only!)

  • £9.00

    Dead Sweaty Gym Towel 100% Cotton

    100% Cotton Hand Towels, featuring a handy carabiner you can use to clip it onto your bag or equipment. Black or Navy blue available. Printed mess...

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    £9.00
  • £12.00

    Custom UV printed Rubber Ducks

    'Ava bespoke, duck! Our Rubber Ducks are available in a range of colours and you can have anything printed on them (Single colour designs only) For...

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    £12.00
  • £20.00

    Av yersen a Merreh Likkle Chrissmuss velvet cushion

    Av yersen a Merreh Likkle Chrissmuss  Teal, Red or Blue Velvet cotton, vinyl printed with high contrast Scandi-style design in red and white. Appro...

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    £20.00
  • £2.75

    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

    £2.75
  • £20.00

    East Midlands Phrases Cushion

    Ahdo? East midlands phrases cushion Perfect addition for cosy corners, reading nooks or as a thoughtful gift for a Midlands Bogger.   100% Cotton ...

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    £20.00
  • £10.00

    Be Yersen Dukki Pride Flags Tote Bag

    Be Yersen! Show your pride with this colourful tote bag. 20% of the profits will go to the NottsLGBT charity.  100% cotton tote bag (available in ...

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    £10.00
  • £10.00

    Some people are trans, geroverit, Duck! Tote Bag

     Some people are trans. Geroverit, Duck.  20% of the profits will go to the Nottspride charity.  100% cotton tote bag available in different colour...

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    £10.00
  • £12.00

    Ayup, me duck! Pink and Teal Street Signs

    Hand printed wall-mountable aluminium street signs, backed with acrylic. Reads 'Ay up, me duck!'  Pink or Teal writing  Plaques measure approximat...

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    £12.00
  • £20.00

    In my mardy era oversized T-shirt

    The perfect T-shirt for your mardy days, and lets face it, we all have them! Unisex oversized Blaster 2.0 high neck t-shirt. Set-in sleeves. Droppe...

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    £20.00
  • £20.00

    Gay up, me Duck! T-shirt

    Dukki are proud supporters of the LGBTQIA+ community, so you can be yersen with us, and now you can get your hands on one of our "Gay up, me Duck!"...

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    £20.00
  • £25.00

    Gay up, me Duck! Sweatshirt

    Dukki are proud supporters of the LGBTQIA+ community, so you can be yersen with us, and now you can get your hands on one of our "Gay up, me Duck!"...

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    £25.00
  • £17.00

    What's for dinner? Shit wi sugar on! Wooden Plaque

    What did your mam say, when you asked what was for dinner? UV Printed Wooden Plaque 270mm x 160mm.  Oak veneer MDF with hanging fixtures on reverse. 

    £17.00
  • £17.00

    Gerrit dahn yuh! Wooden Plaque

    Gerrit dahn yuh!  UV Printed Wooden Plaque 270mm x 160mm.  Oak veneer MDF with hanging fixtures on reverse. 

    £17.00
  • £17.00

    Ayup, me Duck! Wooden Plaque

    Ayup, me Duck! UV Printed Wooden Plaque 270mm x 160mm.  Oak veneer MDF with hanging fixtures on reverse. 

    £17.00
  • £17.00

    Aya masht, me Duck? Wooden Plaque

    Aya masht me Duck? UV Printed Wooden Plaque 270mm x 160mm.  Oak veneer MDF with hanging fixtures on reverse. 

    £17.00